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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Why

This post I think I just have a lot of questions.......


Why do Blacks feel like Pappadeaux is fine dining?

Why do we not expose ourselves to other things...think outside the box.

Why do we have to start asking serious first date questions? Things like "When was the last time you had sex? Did you catch anything? Do you have Mono? Etc...

If I asked you to go to the RIVER would you go? Or would you say "what is that, only white people do that?"

If I asked you what was your favorite restaurant would you say Scott's? (that is a Sport's Bar not restaurant with HORRIBLE SERVICE)

I wonder why every trip that requires money is to expensive, but you go broke in the Galleria every 1st and 15Th? Why? Can you not experience something other than Bebe?

Why do we live for LS's & LB's? (When you really don't have anything in common with
these people nor do you like them much)

Yes this is kind of gender specific, but let me help the fella out....

Why do you allow yourself to be taken care of by a female?

Why?

Why do we not wear condoms? Diseases spread like 9000....

Why is "smediums" the new large? Nigga those pants fit your knees tight, they ain't your size! Get it together...

Can you explain why some men claim the kids but find it hard to take care them? Do you even know what take care of a child means? Probably not...and in that case we should NOT have had kids!

Why does everyone want to create a new style? It is ok to go along sometimes...You can deviate from the general a little but don't be on a boat by yourself and hope that everyone catches on....Chances are there is not a chance!

These are just questions BTW....

Why is it that nails that curve ok? That is not professional in any way.

Why do we feel like we are too good to work? Collecting food stamps is not exactly all you are capable of.

Why do some black men take METRO SEXUAL TO FAR? Yes there is a limit fellas get a clue...your clothes can fit but not be tight, space between pinky fingers in cups are not hot, rings, bracelets and matching sunglasses with outfits is not all that cute...Leave a little masculinity for us to cling to. Clean shaven is ok...eyebrow wax is not! Pedicures and Manicures are risky....try at your own risk.

Why do we get lost in comfort? Do you not want more?

Why do we allow excuses for prostitution? Gold-digging is no longer a plausible explanation for dropping your drawers for money? Get some respect...Cause he sure ass hell doesn't respect you. Let me tell ya.

Why do some feel like everyone around them is keeping them down? Have you tried to help yourself? Are you handicap or retarded? Probably NOT....Try harder.

Why is GED enough? There are enough rappers....do something else.

Why do we feel like $20 dollar cover is expensive?

Why do we feel like $20 VIP is where that is? I don't want to be where everyone think they rich for 20 bucks sippin' on Corona's and shit...Get a real drink...and by more than ONE!

Why don't men buy woman drinks while out anymore? It seems like they have to be 30+ to even know/recognize that this is courteous...especially if you are going to try and be rubbin' on her butt all night.

Why do guys stare when they like you? Nigga be more cool! You just scared the heck out of me...Now you are a stalker..

Why do your heels lean to the outside when you walking straight?

Why are you still wearing round toes? Those guys are old....

Why is GAY/Bisexual the new STRAIGHT? What is that about? I do not hate any individual choices, do you but just don't expect to persuade me to do it too...Move a around.

Ok I am done now because I could go on forever...but these are just question...most are pure COMEDY!!